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From the Department of “Enough, Already!” The College Board, “non-profit” purveyor of the SAT, PSAT, AP, and other money-makers from the bubble-sheets-equal-intelligence economic bubble, is poised to inflict yet another standardized test on our students - this time in middle school.

Where will it all end? College prep bubble-tests for newborns?

This is no idle kvetching session. School districts - that means you, taxpayers - will end up paying for this new test, if the College Board isn’t stopped, which means they won’t have money to spend on more constructive ways to help our students learn.

Read more below, or just cut to the chase and sign this petition to Obama, EdSec. Duncan, Congress, and state governors to say NO to a middle school SAT clone.

The Big Money on Slate has more:

Before the financial crisis hit, eighth-graders across the country were scheduled to take a new test this fall, their first to get into college. The exam is called ReadiStep, and it’s a new standardized test that simultaneously says it’s “low-stakes” while also being a “vital step” toward getting ready to get a bachelor’s degree. It’s all multiple-choice, and it’s split into three parts: reading, writing, and math. The test will offer teachers “insight into students’ academic progress and early feedback that enables them to help students create a road map for success.” Plus, administering the exam “helps create a college-going culture”—don’t we have one already?—and the results are “predictive” of PSAT scores. PSAT scores, of course, are predictive of SAT scores, which are predictive of where one gets into college. ReadiStep is poised to become a new rite of passage for American youths.

But the test is not provided by the federal government. Nor is it a brainchild of state and local school boards or mandated by No Child Left Behind. It’s provided by the College Board, the same organization that administers the PSAT and the SAT. It was originally supposed to launch this fall, but was postponed due to economic circumstances. . . . For students, ReadiStep is the gateway to a life of bubble-sheets and No. 2 pencils.

For the College Board, it’s another way to make tons of money.

ReadiStep will cost 10 bucks a pop, which will likely be paid by school districts. That money goes straight to the College Board, just like all of the revenue generated by its other standardized tests. Read more….

The article sheds much light on the true nature of the selfless-sounding entities known as “non-profits.” The president of the “non-profit” College Board pocketed a saintly salary of

$673,757 in 2006, an 88 percent increase from his initial starting salary,” and “the College Board has 10 senior vice presidents and 28 vice presidents; senior staff members make an average of $239,374 in compensation. These numbers are presumed to have gone higher since 2006.”

Who needs profit when two years at a non-profit can make you a millionaire? Thanks, charitable donors and taxpayer-financed government grants!

Again, please sign the petition here. This is getting ridiculous. Let’s spare our 12-year-olds the anxiety of thinking bubbles determine their fate, and instead teach them that they have much more control over their lives than those bubbles do.